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# Years ago I frquented a local that had a rival pub.
I happened to know that in The Rival only the boss had the jukebox keys as the staff would shuffle past someones paid song if they didn't like it.
So when I knew he wasn't in I walked in and put Saturday Night on fifteen times.
The poor bastards couldn't even turn the volume down!

EDIT: BB soundtrack! Good call! Queens Greatest Hits is another one. Not only can you hyper clean to Bohemian Rhapsody but you get to re-enact the video to I Want to Break Free
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# how ironic that the rival pub was called "The Rival"
what are the chances?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The chances are 7.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Statistically
1 in 7 pubs cannot not not be called "The Rival".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's nice but I did not say that.
However 1 in 7 pubs can be dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)