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(demeiz, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Something about explode in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# the stuff I produce is 95% all natural
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# what's the rest of it?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# polycell
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# unnatural
at a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# TEH TERROR!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I've had him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# pin there done that
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've asked you about Mary Bothans before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It'd probably be pretty insensitive if I brought it up again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I would really appreciate it if you left Mary in peace, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arrghhh! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This is nothing compared to my eye catching visuals
But good to see young ones trying out. Keep it up and have fun with it!

d
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I don't care what anyone else says
I think you're great
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# cock off n00b!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You're a keeper alright
This could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is this more start up a second account hilarity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# You betcha sweet cheeks it is, sugar tits
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sugar tits beat sugar mice any day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# probbaly more fun to suck
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Plus with the added bonus of not making you wander round with a piece of string hanging outy your mouth
prompting mothers to gather up their children in fear as you pass them on the street.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# well, you can get that by sucking on a tampon
might make your mouth a bit dry though
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that was the joke:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh. Right.
*feels thick*

I'll cock off then, shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No
It's your round with the tea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I am soooooooo gunna try that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# excellent profile. superb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
Just stay away from our biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm going to threadjack this reply
and ask for opinions:

I have a shitload of cleaning to do today (apparently mr b3th has arranged for plumber to come round this afternoon without telling me, which gives me exactly no hours to clean the whole house to sparkly perfection, which I am doing by sitting here looking at b3ta)

What type of music should I be listening to, very loudly, while I whizz round the house with my hoover, bin bag and various assorted cleaning products?

EDIT: Thank you all for your helpful input.

I think I will just go ahead and put on my eighties playlist.

And ROCK OUT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Motown
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# AC/DC
Back in Black.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Anything with a good tuba bassline
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# why clean the house for the sake of a plumber?
be honest. be proud. listen to M People and don't clean a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I think I'd rather clean than listen to M People
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ok
Lighthouse Family then.

but, seriously, I like to listen to some blues when I'm cleaning. Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, early Dylan... actually 70s Dylan if I'm wanting blues.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Nice!
or a bit of Leadbelly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# "Search for the Brasso up on the shelf"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That's easy.
Britney Spear on a stereo that will only stop playing it when you've finished all your cleaning. I think you'll find you complete it in record time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# No, see...
I'm quite sad and I like Britney, a bit.

I have wildly eclectic musical tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# OK Wigfield, Saturday Night on loop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# impossible to clean when you're busy doing The Dance.
I think you should listen to the Blues Brothers soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# same dancing problem there I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ah, but you can at least dance with the hoover/duster whilst shaking your tailfeather.
Saturday Night's pretty limiting, no?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh i agree
much cooler dancing can be done while listening to the Blues Brothers. I think that is required. Backwards hopping while hoovering would be sweet. I think it cleaning up while listening to Everybody Needs Somebody might actually be quite empowering. I shall be giving that a try next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D
I suppose I ought to demand pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# calm down.
I'll be fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ...
rats
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# rats!
They're normally nekkid!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Years ago I frquented a local that had a rival pub.
I happened to know that in The Rival only the boss had the jukebox keys as the staff would shuffle past someones paid song if they didn't like it.
So when I knew he wasn't in I walked in and put Saturday Night on fifteen times.
The poor bastards couldn't even turn the volume down!

EDIT: BB soundtrack! Good call! Queens Greatest Hits is another one. Not only can you hyper clean to Bohemian Rhapsody but you get to re-enact the video to I Want to Break Free
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# how ironic that the rival pub was called "The Rival"
what are the chances?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The chances are 7.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Statistically
1 in 7 pubs cannot not not be called "The Rival".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's nice but I did not say that.
However 1 in 7 pubs can be dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# The Chariot
or dillinger escape plan´s "panasonic youth"!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Aqua - Barbie Girl
Followed by Cartoons with "Witch Doctor"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# would it ruin my street cred to admit
I actually have both of these pieces of musical greatness?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# wait, you actually OWN them, and yet you're NOT listening to them?
that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# anything with epic guitar riffs while hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Def Leppard or Man'o'war work wonders in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Indeed.
Exile On Main Street's got lots of those. Or pretty much anything by Led Zep.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Now Kashmir while Hoovering - awesome
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh yes.
it invests the enterprise with so much more significance, somehow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# something you really hate, it'll make you finish quicker
in my case RnB or Happy Hardcore
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# bavarian oompah-loompah speedcore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes yes and thrice yes
the bastards should cash in while some dregs of hysteria remain...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)