Oh no.
Man: Oh noes the dog has been injured. We're going to have to abandon him on a motorway as we can't afford the vets fees as we are poor and from the North.
Woman: Oh silly man, I am trim and spent the mortgage on my gleaming white teeth and you are scruffy and are infertile. I remembered it buy Fidocar pet insurance. You shall fumble to change a light bulb as I glide majestically down the street flashing my £10,000 smile.
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Woman: Oh silly man, I am trim and spent the mortgage on my gleaming white teeth and you are scruffy and are infertile. I remembered it buy Fidocar pet insurance. You shall fumble to change a light bulb as I glide majestically down the street flashing my £10,000 smile.
And I shall rant about energy savings in my comedy Northern accent
while my sensible, non-ranty wife shall mock me for not realising we have energy-saving lightbulbs, which I probably would have paid for and installed in the first place if I wasn't so generically clumsy in a manly way.
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