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# hehe nice
my bloody snails laid about 5,000,000 eggs in the last week :(
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# You have snails?
Please tell me they are Giant African Land ones!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Sod that!
Please tell me they're Giant African Sky ones!!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# yes they are
about 20 of them!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nothing prepares you for the horrendous experience of crushing a snail barefooted!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Must have taken you yonks to count them!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# i have a special egg counter
:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# So you going to try and sell snail caviar to Tescos?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# now theres a plan
they are frozen in my freezer at the moment!
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Do you have any neighbours you don't like
Who you'd like to make ammends to with a nice pie?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You counted them?


(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yep
i was so bored! :D
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# are you having them poached or fried?
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# fried!
:)
(, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)