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# ok, I'm with you there.
Together with people who can't eat with cutlery without having it scrape against their teeth. Always good to flag these people as bad blowjobbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
I just want to give my dad a plastic spoon some days. He also rolls his tounge out before every mouthful AND at the end, about two or three chews before swallowing, he chews with his mouth open.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN??

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Your father and my mother must be destroyed.
I can't be in the same town as her when she eats a banana sandwich

edit: that is not meant to be a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# your mum can eat my banana sandwich any day
(I don't like banana sandwiches either...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Banana sandwiches? That's in the same category as curried egg.
Both are just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Don't worry
When you reach 40 you might stop playing around with Linux long enough to get out of the house and get laid, moving out will soon follow.

Only a few months to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahah thanks for the advice!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)