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# Anyone who doesn't like tea is wrong



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Tea is a lovely chap
*waves*

"NOW WHERE IS MY CUPPA DAMNIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *reposts on impulse*

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# y'will
y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Men can't help acting upon Impulse
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My favourite film and my favourite drink
What more could a girl ask for?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Alien³ is your favourite film?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I *hope* the fair Maiden refers to the original director's cut
which is a superior film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Actually I'm blushing now because
I really thought that scene was the one from Alien. No Alien3 was pretty fail but the director's cut made it so much better.

But what I meant was the whole Alien Quadrilogy was my favourite set of films.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# huzzah!
also: Alien or Aliens?

/The correct answer here is Alien
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Alien simply because it wasn't as contrived as Aliens
however for sheer action packed explosions and alien killing spree Aliens wins.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Needs more bums
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I love these little anims :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Thanks
I'm enjoying making them. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# this one never gets old
I applaud your infinite racks of bottoms.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Haha
Top quote :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes
Ridley Scott is all of teh win. Also I have a lot
of time for Jean-Pierre Jeunet (& Domenique Pinon,
bien sur) so I can forgive Resurrection.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# really? Resurrection was complete and utter shite.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# That's cinematographically exquisite shite, thank you :P
See Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sorry, but I can't say anything good about AR...
just because he made Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement, doesn't mean that AR was well made....

Jeunet and Joss Whedon should be ashamed of themselves for that film...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Resurrection was a bizarre film
but I welcomed the fact that they had brought Sigourney Weaver back into the film but I was worried about the way they would do it - however it worked pretty well and the idea of Ripley as a hybrid cloned alien/human was really very clever. The hybrid alien at the end of the film didn't work so well for me as you just ended up feeling sorry for it as it got sucked out to space through a tiny hole.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I just thought the whole thing just ended up being far too comic book, and the whole premise cheesy...
it should have just ended at A3 with Ripley's death. If they wanted to do another, just explored new characters elsewhere that somehow encounter aliens. Start from scratch as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Well I think A3 was a bad film and would have been better
had it never been made what would have been better is if Resurrection had been the finale where Ripley and the hybrid Mammalien crashed in the spaceship ending the saga.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# favourite hat?
*smurns*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# What a darling little cuppa hat you have.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Thanks! It's yours for the taking!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# That's very kind of you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# It suits you better


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# something expensive, shiny and impractical
probably
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# No doubt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yup
Gwen Stephani expensive, shiny and impractical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# her shit is bananas
bee ay en ay en ay es!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Well i say impractical but I'm sure I could find a use for her!
The grouting for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I have a cat
that needs strangling
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're not expensive!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# You calling her cheap?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# No, I'm calling Twiggles cheap
I'm calling Twiggles cheapyou wonky eyed drunkard! Back to your foetid gutter . . . g'wan!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# You seem to have come over all Prince Philip all of a sudden.:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :D
I find it hard to think that someone might not like tea - there are lots and lots of different kinds anyway. There's one for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like tea, it's lovely
I don't like drinking it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I LOVE tea
/I just can't have the 'normal' stuff :(
Nice teapot waving action there, Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# yeah, you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .
you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Strawberry and Mango Tea ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# we have a lot of nettles in our garden :D
\o/

Fresh Nettle Tea? yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I think it's good to use garden stuff for tea!
*sips a cup of mint and old sock*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Daisy and Broken Washing Line is a rather heady brew
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I spent a while in Morocco, and the mint tea they have there is the finest tea I've ever tasted.
Delicious stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hell yessum
and you can't find anything similar here for love nor money... there's a Morrocan cafe just around the corner from where I work, they make mint tea by adding a sprig of mint to a linton tea bag.

NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I now have to abstain from alcohol and caffeine after soundly thrashing my liver.
This saddens me, as I used to drink obscene amounts of tea and ale. I now make do with several large mugs of decaf tea every day.

Am I correct in thinking that you suffer from cluster headaches and so can't drink caffeine or alcohol either?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# aww bless
My Ikea teapot has cracks all over it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I don't like tea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# what a shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ^this^
Didn't you know that Microsoft own 100% of the world's tea suppliers, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# yes, they employ people to pick tea in the day time and work the help desk at night.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# bah
the Ubuntu help desk is manned by Nazis in hiding and Red Hat only employ racists.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Dilmah Tea: Do try it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what, that I haven't mentioned it before, or the realisation that I am 'wrong'?
speaking of wrong, I liked your 30k post.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You don't like cats, tea or Windows
They kind of go together

and \o/ thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it's microsoft in general. I probably also won't like the next compo,
um what else don't i like...PHYSICISTS, although they're better than chemists...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I don't know any physicists, but I'm off to the chemist's in a few mins
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ah yes, I don't like the rustleing noise that plastic bags make
and i can't stand people that relentlessly tap their cutlery on their crockery whilst eating.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ok, I'm with you there.
Together with people who can't eat with cutlery without having it scrape against their teeth. Always good to flag these people as bad blowjobbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
I just want to give my dad a plastic spoon some days. He also rolls his tounge out before every mouthful AND at the end, about two or three chews before swallowing, he chews with his mouth open.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN??

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Your father and my mother must be destroyed.
I can't be in the same town as her when she eats a banana sandwich

edit: that is not meant to be a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# your mum can eat my banana sandwich any day
(I don't like banana sandwiches either...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Banana sandwiches? That's in the same category as curried egg.
Both are just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Don't worry
When you reach 40 you might stop playing around with Linux long enough to get out of the house and get laid, moving out will soon follow.

Only a few months to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahah thanks for the advice!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# so basically
you're applying reductionism to whether you like someone.

flippin mathematicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# correct. Hence I rather fancy a bird that I'm going to have an office near...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# how silly
*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hee hee!
You're wearing a kettle!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Tea is smelly piss yuck
I can't stand the stuff, if I want a slightly bitter odd tasting hot brown drink I will drink coffee thank you very much, ta, your welcome, innit.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# you're not a linux fan girl are you, if so, would you like my number?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *ignores*
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I don't like tea OR coffee.
Most people I tell this to give me odd looks.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Here . . .
*passes big box full of odd looks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooo
I like this one, it's sort of a frown an an amazed goggle at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# fair enough
have a bovril then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# NO WAI!
Not since they made it vege-fucking-tarian!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# OMG
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I believe they recently reverted to the old recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# yay!
*unkills self*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# TOO LATE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hurray!
for common sense over blind stoopidity!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^This
Agreed...plain wrong...*shakes head*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ah, delicious life-giving tea...
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hello D!
Long time!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Then I must be wrong. :(
*goes to make cawfee*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# wheeeeee!
he looks more like hes going 'come on have a go if you think yer hard enough' though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# He's about to BLAAAAAAAAARRB! that's all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# awww i'm drinking a cup of coffee
and now you've made me feel guilty :(

very woo though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Coffee is good, too
tooif it's PROPER!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I endorse ^this^ message
100%
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I much prefer coffee. Machiatos are the way to go!
And affogatos on a hot summer's day.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# YES !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)