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# hahaha, it's a great way to start, as everyone groans, and chuckles
from then on, it's easy. They'll all go away and use that gag then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# My favorite that I've actually been present for is:
*best man gets out cue-cards*
I'm giving this speech on this wonderful day at the request of a very good friend of mine and yours. A close, reliable friend, a wonderful example to us all, a morally upstanding, highly intellectual, and thoroughly nice chap. To top it all off he's 3 times world motor racing champion..."
*look of confusion*
*drops cards, takes out smaller pile*
"sorry about the mix up, this is a rented tux."
"Steve's a bastard, but he's my mate. Let's drink".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Heh, just remembered a bit of ours
'Mr & Mrs Trellis gave me a list of things they'd rather I didn't talk about today'
*bends down, retrieves huge roll of paper from under the table, unrolls*
'Aubergines, foreign bodies, that money he owes me....' (etc etc)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)