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# This caused great offence to my mum and she only saw a little bit of it


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edit: ratios approximately correct at 1200 AESDT 2009-02-26.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# *opens window*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# *jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# THERE IS NO SUPERGIRL WITH NICE TITS COMING FOR YOU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# But there is a squirel with tits out there waiting
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# We're so not talking anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# any reason for that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# You've offended me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# oh noes. It was the stars and stripes pubic hair on hillary wasn't it?
I thought that was going too far

I'm sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# i am greatly grateful for this.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Great
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Looks to be about the right ratios.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# The nob areas (exluding balls) represent the size of usd value of each package
normalised by rudd's package...

edit: I can't believe i actually spend a minute working out the sizes...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# You must have worked this out on the universal currency exchange website to get the exact ratios
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I used this one:
www.x-rates.com/calculator.html

Then thought about the best way to scale, either have lengths representing size (then, on a linear scale, obama's wouldn't fit, even if rudd's was microscopic), a log scale made obama's too small so i settled on area and a linear scale.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# But what if there was a late surge in the Australian dollar? You'd have to draw a new pic for the rise in value
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# oh that's a point
edit: clarified in original post
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Ok. So I expect another drawing this time tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)
# *floats rudds nob as a layer*
*scales appropriately*

too easy.

actually, writing a java applet that does that might be kinda funny. Pity I don't know a lot of java.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Yes I was thinking of the scaling within the layers.
Very good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# shit.
you probably spent more time working out relative cock size than you did actually drawing it...

it wouldn't have been any less woo if you had just guessed it...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# my intial sketch over endowd obama a bit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# is it 'cos 'e is black?
/ali g
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# once you go black you'll never go back
and i prefer borat.


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# HA! ...iz niiiiice!
.
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# A woman writing a book?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# bitch
you made me choke on my roll-up
(woo!)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ooooooooownd!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Great cross hatching work!!!!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:45, archived)
# woo-d!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# HA!
yes just an excuse to post her! :P
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I'd post her. and i would expect this expression about 2 minutes before i did...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - My schwartz is bigger than yours Ruddy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# damn right, about thirty times bigger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# OMFG!
I just realised that the
woman in the middle resembles Connan O'brian!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
I think you're onto something there. There is indeed a resemblance
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)
# it's supposed to resemble hillary clinton :(
Although I should have spent more than two minutes on her ugly mug.

god conan obrian is fugly git...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Hilary Clinton is just a front for Monica Lewinsky
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# like a mo'fucka.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# first glance =
Conan O'Barbarian
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# HA!
..for sure!

Hillary Connan O'Brian!
(Fly Projector, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# here is conan o'barbarian
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# It's Conan the Librarian!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# pause it at 0:35
that dummy is laughable
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# nice political joke!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# POLITICOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# politicock
my economic stimulus is bigger than yours. fnarr
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)
# politics is rationality's suicide


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# and suicide is hazardous to your health
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Assisted suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)