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# Pffft
Don't forget the Cif *shakes head*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Snickers *sob*
BUT WE WON THE BATTLE FOR TWIX! RAIDER MY ARSE
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Is that an invitation?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I have 'issues' in that area at the moment
prep H FTW

but feel free
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You're putting me off my breakfast of leeches fryed in cat urine.
:(
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *tries to imagine something that sounds worse*
*fails*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Roadkilled eel and furry salad.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# why would an aquatic animal such as the eel
be on a road?

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# It was his holiday. I feel really guilty about the whole thing.
On a side note, I enjoyed reading your profile.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# haha
ta
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've seen an eel on the road
They move about the place when it's raining.
There was one in my house once, but the cat had something to do with that I suspect.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Cockcheese on mouldy toast that's been used to mop up Cilla Black's vaginal sweat.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Regurgitated McDonalds cheeseburger on a platter of dead wasps.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I'd feel sorryer for the person that had to gurgitate it in the first place.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Good call.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# the morning after bum explosion
of a lamb vindaloo and a bottle of red wine boiled up in a kettle with a jar of pickled onions.

served with a mint leaf garnish
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *raids*
ooh how rude of me!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# oi! cock first
I'm not a slag
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ha haha!
I love Viz
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# and coco pops
choco krispies my arse
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# DON'T GET ME STARTED!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)