Don't worry
Cats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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That would explain the strange cat sex noises at night....
I thought it was just the neighbours...
When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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