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# The Wonderful World of Investment Banking

Doubtless considering the size of his bonus.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# its bad luck
to shop a magpie...
very woo
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Good morning Mr Magpie, how's the wife?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# :D
"...hello mister magpie, how's your wife and children?"

"YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# wife and children eaten by a cat?
but I've left my wife and child at home with two cats...

OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!

*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Don't worry
Cats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# That would explain the strange cat sex noises at night....
I thought it was just the neighbours...

When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You fool!
look down there

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# how is looking
at our penises any sort of solution for this problem...?

*checks his chap*
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
what's that...? you want me to kill again?.. but... but... I like this one, she's nice to us
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# see now this is why cats are just evil.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I've just spoken to Lady Doom and it's ok....
she's armed with catnip spray and Whiskas...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# nicely done.
they are a bunch of thieves, and the way they pick at roadkill is even worse.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# that's not a magpie...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# 'tis
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# This is a magpie!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Magpie.jpg

lovely birds, we used to have one that could speak.

ed:yes i do know that thing is a magpie, i'm just doing the lolz im foreign
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# That's...
...an Australian magpie. Mine's a European Magpie, who works for Sal Oppenheim.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# our magpies all work for macquarie.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# What ..
..did he say?

"Invest in hedge funds?"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# 'Hello, how are you?'
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Our magpie is really an Australasian crow-shrike
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yeh yeh yeh yeh
but I wanted to ham it up with

"That's not a magpie! This is a magpie!"

"No that's an Australasian crow-shrike"

"Ah I see you've played magpiey-crow-shrikey before"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# HAHAHA - yes something like that.
I always throw in that line
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Or the size of k3b/-\b's stimulus package
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :O how do you know the size of my stimulus package?
You're not hornyjessica42? OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT hornyjessica42!!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)