

Doubtless considering the size of his bonus.

"...hello mister magpie, how's your wife and children?"
"YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?"
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:30,
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"YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! They were eaten by a cat... I haven't stopped drinking since. you got any money?"

but I've left my wife and child at home with two cats...
OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!
*runs off to warn home before it's too late*

Cats mostly only kill at night, but there's never only two of them... they'll have smuggled their friends into the house somewhere... although they're devilishly good at hiding it. They're probably running a brothel in your garden.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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I thought it was just the neighbours...
When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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When I get home I shall check the ceilings, the garden, the PC and any other locations from icanhazcheeseburger

at our penises any sort of solution for this problem...?
*checks his chap*
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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*checks his chap*

what's that...? you want me to kill again?.. but... but... I like this one, she's nice to us
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:42,
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she's armed with catnip spray and Whiskas...
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40,
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they are a bunch of thieves, and the way they pick at roadkill is even worse.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:37,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Magpie.jpg
lovely birds, we used to have one that could speak.
ed:yes i do know that thing is a magpie, i'm just doing the lolz im foreign
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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lovely birds, we used to have one that could speak.
ed:yes i do know that thing is a magpie, i'm just doing the lolz im foreign

...an Australian magpie. Mine's a European Magpie, who works for Sal Oppenheim.
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:46,
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but I wanted to ham it up with
"That's not a magpie! This is a magpie!"
"No that's an Australasian crow-shrike"
"Ah I see you've played magpiey-crow-shrikey before"
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Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:05,
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"That's not a magpie! This is a magpie!"
"No that's an Australasian crow-shrike"
"Ah I see you've played magpiey-crow-shrikey before"