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# What's got 10 legs and a cunt halfway up its back?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# A mutated, multi amputee, millipede's mimsy?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I was stopped by the plod for speeding the other day,
He asked where i was giong, I said to work, at the hospital.
He asked what I did there, I replied I stretch anus's, for different medical procedures.
He was intrigued,so I told him we can stretch themm up to 6 foot!!
He then asked what do we do witha six foot arsehole,to which i replied "give him a uniform and fucking radar gun!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# oh how everyone laughed
when you bounced around the cell for no apparent reason

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YOURMUM LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)