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Inspired by a recent report I read about the pros and cons of humans keeping animals as pets

it's not gone so well for 'pedigree' dogs who have basically become genetic freaks who could never survive in the wild now, but the average '57 variety' domestic cat has simply been 'humanised' by folks selecting them for their cuteness factor, and subconsciously choosing ones who resemble babies, making them practically invulnerable to human cruelties and giving us all a dire need to hug and protect them (except in China!)

I guess I could do a couple more in a similar vein but not sure what at this point...

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..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)

haha

bollocks. The cuteness of cats starts at zero and only increases by the amount of tyres you manage to get over them in one pass. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)

*cries*

I used to think you were cool!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)

sorry. I've never hid my

"no vermin" policy.
I inherited it from my father.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)

I could go off you y'know!

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..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)

yeah -

the kennel club has a lot to answer for - if your reidgeback doesn't have spina bifida then you should put it in a sack and drown it...

if you can't think of anything new, I'd take these lovely things and put them in ever more tedious circumstances. It would just be a pleasure to see more of them.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)

Haha!

Yeh, a little bandwagon of The Cutey Birds could be fun!

Mind you, probably only you and I would be smiling...

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..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)

fuck the rest of these dicks

I DEMAND MORE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)