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[challenge entry] A logical future evolution for any wild animal is the cuter you look, the more folks will feed you and protect your species,
the more folks will feed you and protect your species
these guys should now thrive!

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awwwww
what do they eat?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Those berries I would guess,
but wouldn't it be funny if it was human flesh!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# They survive on the human emotion known as "Wuv".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# and
the blood of children
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# fluffy clouds
and sunbeams...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# you're all wrong
they eat spiders and coconut crabs making the world safer for the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ouch
That makes my eyes water with its overwhelming cuteness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nope
you've got your winky stuck in your zip
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# But I'm not wearing pants at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# that must be my zip then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# GOT DAMN YOU AND YOUR QUICKNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# your ninja skills
are weak old man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# you will never learn the location of
THE DRAGON SCROLL!

*crab stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# *buffalo stance*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# It's in the filing cabinet under "Scroll (Dragon)"
*elephant stance*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# SSShhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!
once he knows the filing paradigm he will be able to locate Eternal life (Secret Of)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I just came in for a stamp
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# so who's zip have you got your cock stuck in then...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
yep, they're cute, all right.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# awww man
too cute
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Gorgeous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha.
fucking hell! Are you trying to turn me?

Woo *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Don't you DARE make sweet sweet love to my birdies!
Pervert! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *explodes with glee*

they're like cheery birds without the teefs, this will be my wallpaper when I get home
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# this == woo
they're brilliant - I think it is incumbent upon you to do more in a similar vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Inspired by a recent report I read about the pros and cons of humans keeping animals as pets
it's not gone so well for 'pedigree' dogs who have basically become genetic freaks who could never survive in the wild now, but the average '57 variety' domestic cat has simply been 'humanised' by folks selecting them for their cuteness factor, and subconsciously choosing ones who resemble babies, making them practically invulnerable to human cruelties and giving us all a dire need to hug and protect them (except in China!)

I guess I could do a couple more in a similar vein but not sure what at this point...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
bollocks. The cuteness of cats starts at zero and only increases by the amount of tyres you manage to get over them in one pass. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *cries*
I used to think you were cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# sorry. I've never hid my
"no vermin" policy.
I inherited it from my father.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :(
I could go off you y'know!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# yeah -
the kennel club has a lot to answer for - if your reidgeback doesn't have spina bifida then you should put it in a sack and drown it...

if you can't think of anything new, I'd take these lovely things and put them in ever more tedious circumstances. It would just be a pleasure to see more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
Yeh, a little bandwagon of The Cutey Birds could be fun!

Mind you, probably only you and I would be smiling...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# fuck the rest of these dicks
I DEMAND MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Awww.....
But still..They look like a shooting gallery...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :DD!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# bless
bet they're tasty though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Yay
Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# The fluff is very strong in this one
*clicks hard*
I assume the only reason this isn't on the front page is because of its girth.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# great
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I declare...
...that from now on this species shall be known as "Tweetyflumps."
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 4:25, archived)