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# And you don't look a day over five!


EDIT: I worry how my mind works but I wonder if there's been any gay sumos who gave tit wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Well I've always wonder if any of them can do the torpedo move like E honda.
or any of the back flips.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hundred hand slap ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha, yeah...
I rememeber myself and mates, back in the day, would have mini tournaments on SFII Champ edition (whoever wins stays on).

I was eventually banned from using EHonda as no one could get me off for using that move non stop :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Is that a bike?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I don't think you would want to ride him, TBH....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Is he a tit wanking sumo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# arn't they all?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Maybe that's why sumo is not in the Olympics
but strangely wanking is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# A quick google search says no...
But my cock says YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# You have a talking cock?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# The amazing part is
it's fluent in french, japanese, and pigeon-german.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I think mine has Downs' or something - he tends to get over excited, and dribbles a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# My has tourettes as it spits a lit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)