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# I will not be disabused of my flights of fancy.

Your antipodean negativity shall not encroach upon my happy place.

*clutches cuddly Kangaroo*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# how close have you got to a roo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well, I patted one.
How close is that?
And no, not in a zoo, either.

Edit: She (for it was a she) seemed quite docile, and yes, I do understand it's not the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# A wild one? Was it alive?
Like all animals they can be good and bad, just some people have very twisted concepts of that and get right pissed when they're attacked.

besides, I just love that video it's hilarious.

I fucking hate emus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Was it alive? What?
yeah, and the card I sent home read like this:

Dear Aunt Marjorie,

Having a lovely time in Australia, Uluru was very pretty, and Gladys and I spent a wonderful afternoon patting dead kangeroos. Hope you are all well, see you in two weeks,
lots of love,

JPG
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
I have to say that a dead wombat on the side of the hume highway was the only time i've seen one outside of captivity.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I rather like Wombats, too
I grant that you do have a cracking selection of bizarre and dangerous animals round your way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# most of them are fine provided you don't annoy them
personally I think the kookaburra is one of the best and nicest creatures we have
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# And I admire his ability to sit in
the old gum tree, being merry merry king of the bush 'n all.

/I've no idea why I remember that song.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *LOL*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Cassowary are some dinosaur looking mother fuckers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UK5Gsy-BY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You wouldn't want one of those swimming up your arse.

/Paul Merton blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I once looked at a Koala with Mrs. UnderCover
... it was one of the smelliest and least thrilling experiences of my life. Conversely, it was a defining moment for Mrs UnderCover...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# How so? Finally she met an animal more slothful and stinky than you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# no
more slothful and stinky than almost as cute as
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)