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# What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?


ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Awwwww!
I love roos, they're fab.

Edit: And if you cross a Cricket with a Wombat?

A Cricket Wom, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I think I'll spoil your concept of skippy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKf6d0SDv7k

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I will not be disabused of my flights of fancy.

Your antipodean negativity shall not encroach upon my happy place.

*clutches cuddly Kangaroo*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# how close have you got to a roo?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well, I patted one.
How close is that?
And no, not in a zoo, either.

Edit: She (for it was a she) seemed quite docile, and yes, I do understand it's not the norm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# A wild one? Was it alive?
Like all animals they can be good and bad, just some people have very twisted concepts of that and get right pissed when they're attacked.

besides, I just love that video it's hilarious.

I fucking hate emus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Was it alive? What?
yeah, and the card I sent home read like this:

Dear Aunt Marjorie,

Having a lovely time in Australia, Uluru was very pretty, and Gladys and I spent a wonderful afternoon patting dead kangeroos. Hope you are all well, see you in two weeks,
lots of love,

JPG
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D
I have to say that a dead wombat on the side of the hume highway was the only time i've seen one outside of captivity.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I rather like Wombats, too
I grant that you do have a cracking selection of bizarre and dangerous animals round your way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# most of them are fine provided you don't annoy them
personally I think the kookaburra is one of the best and nicest creatures we have
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# And I admire his ability to sit in
the old gum tree, being merry merry king of the bush 'n all.

/I've no idea why I remember that song.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *LOL*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Cassowary are some dinosaur looking mother fuckers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UK5Gsy-BY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You wouldn't want one of those swimming up your arse.

/Paul Merton blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I once looked at a Koala with Mrs. UnderCover
... it was one of the smelliest and least thrilling experiences of my life. Conversely, it was a defining moment for Mrs UnderCover...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# How so? Finally she met an animal more slothful and stinky than you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# no
more slothful and stinky than almost as cute as
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# last time I was in OZ
one tried to jump in front of my car.... stupid animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# one of my mums pals was attacked by one. Her husband attacked the roo with a noodle-floatie.
meanwhile www.b3ta.com/board/9235207 :(

Sorry, I'm dull.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# not a problem - I'll figure it out for myself I'm sure
it's just a bit of a frustration at the moment -- also I've just tried to SSH into it from work and that's not fucking working any more either.

I'm starting to think Ubuntu isn't as fun and easy to use as I had at first believed... either that or I don't really have a static IP address...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# the ssh crap is probably your firewall (ufw probably) blocking anything non local
or it's blocked higher up in the chain.

ubuntu is fairly simple. but you still need to set it up properly (yes those dirty dirty term windows rather than the nice happy guis)

ed: oh your work box may have changed ip addys? look at key exchange between them then. you have physical access to both of them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm suspicious I need to look at dynamic DNS
- I'm not sure I have a static IP address... although I thought I did.

Things don't seem to stay working when I get them working, which is what pisses me off. Should probably just get it all working and then leave it running in a corner.

yeah - it looks like my router's reset itself - it's not even returning pings any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# there's a few foibles that stop working from time to time.
but I've never found anything where i've gone and changed a config file or updated a rule, then restarted the process that's gone wrong.

Anything that has a gui on top of it though, i don't trust it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
he got wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# A damn good shag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# a milkshake? wait....


not to be picky but isn't that a goat?
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# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Well whoever took the photo says it was a big horned sheep.
grannevacation.s3.amazonaws.com/2007_summer_plains/20070701_sunday/20070701_bear_country_big-horned_sheep_640x480.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# =D
pretty sure whoever took the photo is an idiot :)
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# Probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouflon

I meet these sometimes in the forest on the way to work. A work colleague saw them once and came into work exclaiming he'd seen "funky goats with Princess Leia hairdos".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# sexeh tiems?
WOO!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9235230
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# arrested for crimes against nature
and breaking laws which limit genetic experimentation?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^this
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# :D
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Chickephant!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# about 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# The Horn?!
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# You people disgust me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Several Welshmen with bloody great bruises.
Hurrah for stereotypes.

Bloody news, being anticlimactic again:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# thats much less interesting than it should have been
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# You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Mark Durkan looks a bit like a Zombie
... also - ningles sparkle bear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oooh does that mean there's a department for undead?

Edit - oh, no. How very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# "Whoa! I thought they smell bad on the outside!"
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yay!

wow this one is old
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Um, A woolly jumper?
that's just silly. Nice jorb though!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)