
I'd love one. I'd call him Alf and make him a massive deerstalker.
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Something that big'd never become a successful stalker of fleet-footed ruminants.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:01,
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Just to keep him warm, as he'd have to live in the garden.
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