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# I'm studying blinking.
I've gained information to suggest that blinking may actually be done by little invisible fairies who sit on our eyelashes and close our eyes for a couple of milliseconds during which time they go about their dastardly works. If the world can come together we can buy some ultraviolet ink and a little flyswatter to rid the world of these troublesome fuckers before they control the world. Granted, only being able to work for 2ms at a time means they're not outstandingly efficient, but that buys us the time we need to develop technology against them.

I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)