YOU'RE BEING MADE REDUNDANT
From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)
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From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)
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if those people weren't so lazy they wouldn't be made redundant!
(this is sarcasm for those hard of brain)
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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They should be killed the instant they become unemployed
Lazy workshy spongers stealing my taxes
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46,
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and their relatives too
for being related to unemployed people, IT'S A CANCER PEOPLE!!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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All we need now is a repeat of Catnipp and his escapades last night and we'll have the full on Daily Mail forum right here
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49,
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I'm studying blinking.
I've gained information to suggest that blinking may actually be done by little invisible fairies who sit on our eyelashes and close our eyes for a couple of milliseconds during which time they go about their dastardly works. If the world can come together we can buy some ultraviolet ink and a little flyswatter to rid the world of these troublesome fuckers before they control the world. Granted, only being able to work for 2ms at a time means they're not outstandingly efficient, but that buys us the time we need to develop technology against them.
I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
I'm not sure, I left early too.
Meh, I like his pictures, but man, I've never seen an agenda pushed so hard.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55,
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you could be saved from the killing
if you're prepared to take employment with the army doing the killing
everyone wins!
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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everyone wins!
some people aren't suitable for active military service
they can be used for target practice.
however, this will put the people who make targets out of business, but that's not a problem because it'll mean that people with target experience will then be unemployed
so they'll be even better to be shot at!
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however, this will put the people who make targets out of business, but that's not a problem because it'll mean that people with target experience will then be unemployed
so they'll be even better to be shot at!
and those doing the killing
will be able to earn huge target-related bonuses
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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I was more going for the angle of
rather than the show being about hiring people, since it's the credit crunch, he could do a show about being forced to make people redundant as a result of budget-cuts.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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Mr Broon, this was in no way a slur on your work, which I enjoyed and would view again: 5/5
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ah, yes I saw it after I replied to you and it makes sense now :)
I didn't take it as a slur, just thought everyone was getting the wrong end of the stick.
Vagabond, the big tory cunt.
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Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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Vagabond, the big tory cunt.
No they shouldn't.
They should be kissed by beautiful maidens and washed by princesses.
Bisexual, supermodel princesses.
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Bisexual, supermodel princesses.
"hmmmmm cut my bonus or sack 2/3's of the work force....?"
the decisions made by the "fat cat bosses" are so stressful, i can see why they require those bonus'
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