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# one last cheap joke then its off to bed


yeah that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# spooky sauce!
: D...with added dagon!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I don't get it :(
Help?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Aaah, I see
Before now, I had no idea what he looked like.
I will now completely forget what he looks like until the next time this happens :)

I'd prefer it if 'HP' stood for 'Haiku Poem'.
e.g.

"Big plateful of chips.
A condiment dilemma!
Got to be brown sauce."
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# this quite seriously makes me want to have a huge plate of chips
with hp sauce on

right now.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# hehhheheh
MUCH classier than mine.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
I watched the first Harry Potter movie the other day. It was so badly done, and Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were so tiny and prepubescent, and Hagrid was all 'Ooarr!' and yeah. It was really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it's true, it was dreadful
like the rest of them, and the books.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Yeaaah.
Unfortunate, really. The first couple books weren't so bad, but then she just kept dragging it out and adding 'magic' to the beginning of things to make it magical...and then I discovered Neil Gaiman, and I was all 0.0
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# You were all nought point nought?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Yes!
Because of The Books of Magic
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# When ink and pen in hands of men inscribe your form bipedal P?
A door on which will alter all ability?
Your eyes will soak in all the places we anoint?
And if to write you all at once we only need the point?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# It's worse than that, actually.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Worst_Witch

She just changed it to 'wizard' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Oooh, yeah,
I've heard of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# harry potter 1 in a nutshell
they go to school
something happens
something else happens
then something else happens
AHHH, Harry
Film ends.

repeat several times for maximum $

that's about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Just about.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like a cross between Peter Cook and Blakey from on the buses.
"A sauce for those special moments when you ate butler."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)