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# You shouldn't have told me not to.
It's the best way to get someone to do something.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# don't not do what he doesn't tell you not to say
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# But that's what he thought I wanted him to think I shouldn't have not said.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# stop trying to confuse me with your logic
science boy!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, but I wouldn't have been able to take the photo then, would I?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This is, as ever, a good point.
*zips up*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# is it not conventional to retract one's penis
into the warm confines of the inside of one's pantaloons before doing up the zip?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I recognise all of those words ...
But I have no idea WHAT you just wrote.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# divvn't trap yer bobbie in yer fly!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh Johnny! You and your curious little dialect!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)