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# For Lou.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This reminds me of the Ministary of Truth from Morrowind
which alone earns it a mighty *click*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Wacky levitation is the only thing lacking from Oblivion.
Which is taking up even more of my time than all this b3ta bollocks these days.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Play Fallout 3
It fixes most of what was bad about Oblivion (apart from levitation of course).
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's in the queue!
Just Bioshock & Fable II to get through before I finally reach Fallout 3...

*only got the x360 a coupla weeks ago*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Oh boy are you in for a treat
Bioshock is brilliant :D

(can't speak for fable as ive never played it)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ta for the *click*!
What's Morrowind?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# PC/XBOX rpg that was before oblivion (made by the same people)
bloody brilliant it is too :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Aha - all is clear now.
Well, that bit is, anyhow.

;-)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Great.
Now we need a new one.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You shouldn't have pressed that button.
I told you about that.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You shouldn't have told me not to.
It's the best way to get someone to do something.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# don't not do what he doesn't tell you not to say
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# But that's what he thought I wanted him to think I shouldn't have not said.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# stop trying to confuse me with your logic
science boy!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, but I wouldn't have been able to take the photo then, would I?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This is, as ever, a good point.
*zips up*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# is it not conventional to retract one's penis
into the warm confines of the inside of one's pantaloons before doing up the zip?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I recognise all of those words ...
But I have no idea WHAT you just wrote.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# divvn't trap yer bobbie in yer fly!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh Johnny! You and your curious little dialect!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# wow!
incredible, yet again.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks, Dr B!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Right you
if you don't stop being so fucking good with these things we'll make you post them on a proper board.

If you could please recreate that in oils I will pay you elenty hundred mazoolas for it!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Oil Paints I leave to the talented people like the honourable Mr Freebs...
Who does that kind of thing mightily well.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# aww -thank you
oh... you said lou
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Caught you out, there - eh?
;-)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Are you trying to hit on me with these sexy pictures?
mega woo :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *schmoozes*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'm easy
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# like Sunday morning
ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhh?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# First picture of the
the rubiks mind fuck...

edit: woo
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hehe...
That'd be a bastard to do.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That's excellent!
*is on the phone to IT*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# tell them to
SUDO do what you say - they'll crack up :D
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# They're gone now.
Hopefully I'll get a call in a few minutes. That'd be nice, I was meant to go for a cigarette ages ago.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A MANAGER.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# But you're so sexeh with it, pickle...
*hugs*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hmph. I hate it.
I don't want to be forced by contract to give a shit about people when I patently can't bring myself to.

*grumblegrumble*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *soothes with nice things*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and then on again?
/our bloody IT department blog
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yes, both of them, and I've tried fixing it myself both there and from here
it's all a big load of soft-phone-shittitude.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# lob the bag o' shite out the window -
get all rock 'n' roll on it's ass!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I'm glad you're not my sysadmin department
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# So am I!
Those days are long since gone....
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this reminds me of the 4 dimensional rubiks cube
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# With added RSI, yes?
;-)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# MORNOS?
I don't get it?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Bloody nora, these are spectacular.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Mind!
:)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That the new BBC logo?
You talented fecker
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's a gig I'd be happy to land*
Either that or the bloody EuroMillions tonight.

Ta, Guv'nor!

Edit: *I seem to recall Lambie Nairn were still doing most of the Channel Branding for BBC. They still do the '2's for BBC2, I think. They get paid bucket-loads for it.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I like this more than a lot of other things
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# In that case, I am pleased.
:)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)