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# I've discovered I can't drink milk
due to that whole lactose, gut-wrenching pain thing.

Fucked if I'm drinking tea without milk, or even worse, with soy milk, so I had to give it up altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# urgh - the mother in law gave me real tea with soy milk
I nearly threw it at her...

in other news, there are a whole host of delicious teas which should be drunk black... mmmm

or there's always coffee. delicious wonderful life giving coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I can handle black coffee
in fact, anyone who puts milk in coffee should be ashamed of themselves.

But I miss tea. Best of all the drinks.

If only they made Lactofree in a fully-skimmed version, I would be a happy bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# hmmmm
I'll get the science bitches to work on it... have you ever tried goats milk; the stanky alternative to cow's milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Can't you just mix cornflour and water?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Drink Green Tea, it's like a thousand times better and
actually improves your health.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# gunpowerder tea ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)