My parents bought me a lapdogHours of hilarity ensued as we tried to connect it to the internet before someone pointed out that it was a canine and not a portable computer.
You wouldn't believe where we tried to plug the Ethernet wire!
(You wouldn't believe where we tried to plug the Ethernet wire!
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05,
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