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[challenge entry] The Starshit Enterprise
Used tin opener and candles with realistic space background.

From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)

(tittch is a small woman. With strange ideas., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Biggah!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDT: Jebus two fucking years and still not a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha!
this is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I thought he may not be able to read small writing
which may ecplain the fucking massive image.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# this has made me laugh a lot
Spaktard! Genius conflation.


(Could be bigger though)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Well I'm trying to get both spacktard and gimptard into the ENglish dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# good luck!
is cuntwank in yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Depends if she's reading whilst gusset typing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# actually this gets me going a bit
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You're just thinking of Carol Vorderman on a quiet night in aren't you?
Dicktionary corner indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# really stop now.
if you mention jenny agutter too, i'm going to have to go.
Shit i just mentioned her didn't i.

bye.

www.jennyagutter.net/

*would - a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I learnt a new word today
Twatdangle :D

www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/lexicographical_award/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Boots
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It seems you have made it as big as space too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# it is actually
the whole of space for the background though, be fair, that's some good optimisation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I like his inclusion
of button moon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
Quality craft at knock-down prices.

This is bigger than my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# the pixels are hurting my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm just surprised they let him use sources of ignition!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# eyes ARE sources of ignition
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Ooooh let me guess
F# and C?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# no, I'm traditional
C# and A flat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I just invented a new chord on the guitar!
Woo me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# guitar?
those don't have buttons do they?

if they don't got buttons it's too hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# It's ok.
I play this guitar!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# what an unusual setoy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# It matches my spongebob Ukulele.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# What notes do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
C# or B-flat minor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAA

Tell me again human!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

:/

AHAHAHAHAHAA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What notes do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
C# or B-flat minor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# No him you big girl wet knickers blouse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# knickers CAN wear wet blouses
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Well I'm not going to give you a call
when my shoe bras need attaching!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# riverghost HAS telephone
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Discomeats has telephone rammed up his arse
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# riverghost CAPABLE of imitation
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# You realise that's not a pencil you're using?
It's an artichoke.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Gah!
Some of the stitching on my monitor just burst
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# my word, "space".jpg really is big
and blurry and only visible with some kind of really shit camera phone

swap it for this version, there's a good chap
22k, and no loss of quality ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# No way, man. Use mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# your's is ok
but I think happytoats one should be FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# This is why you're the king of optimisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Well ya know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# 2way bong :D
Levitating at an angle
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# a winner is me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# May I refer you to my jpeg up there:
"2.48 kB (2536 bytes)"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# mine's prettier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It's woooonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# it looks like a duck flying through space with his webbed jetfeet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Shit man!
I never knew i could draw ducks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# NO USE MINE!


And don't touch my artifacts, i know how many are there
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# NO MAN! USE MINE!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Indeed
there seems to be an increase in picture quality, oddly enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# YOU JUST STACKED 21K ON 309K
THE HULL IS BUCKLING UNDER THE PRESSURE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# IT CANNAE TAKE THE COMPRESSION, CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# [some witty response with regard to the enormous size of your image]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# [some repartee about size vs. length]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# [affirmation that it's what you do with it that counts]
[further affirmation that despite this, I do indeed have a big cock]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# [expressed doubts that no-one's counting anything around here]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# [gentle enquiries as to whether you are female]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# [moot point - I'm all done here]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# [affirmative]
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# BIGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Page stretcher!
^____________________________________________________________________________________________^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# made for skug
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Who gives a shit about the size
This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I just had to delete several albums from iTunes just to see this image
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Purging is healthy
Get the soap and boiling water!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# It's very good
but could do with being made a little smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M SEEING.
Someone tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# noise, and glarey bits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I usually have to pay for that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# in sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Sweat, tears and lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# A legless ant with BLAZING EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# That ant is PIIIIIISSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Mad pissed
It was just about to go and carry a leaf, then some bugger swapped his eyewash for petrol and threw fire in his face. It's an all too common occurrence in the ant community these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Ants can be jerks, Unitedite. Why can't they just all get along?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Genetic engineering
Some kid was playing with ants but then he realised he was supersmart and instead of burning them with a magnifying glass he biologically modified them to be bastards to each other, and now they throw fire and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You know what I want to see?
Bees flying ants around. The ants could throw fire. They could come together to rid the world of HORRIBLE LEECHES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# That would be awesome
A veritable miniature army of insect fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# can you make it bigger please?
there's still some other pictures left on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# They will still be there
But you just have to scroll more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# but scrolling is soooooo hard.
it means moving my right finger off f5. that's only one step away from going outside, and that's crazy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I went outside, it was cold
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I hope you've learnt your lesson
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# But I needed food
I had literally nothing in the house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# that's no excuse.
three words.

supermarket home delivery
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You need to spend over a certain amount on them
I dont think I can afford that

I am very poor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *sends food parcel*
(There maybe some poo in it. I did check but just be careful)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Nothing? Literally?
Not even a computer? :o
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# No, I only have a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# My parents bought me a lapdog
Hours of hilarity ensued as we tried to connect it to the internet before someone pointed out that it was a canine and not a portable computer.

You wouldn't believe where we tried to plug the Ethernet wire!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# omg!
are you okay? what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, I saw a cat and some french people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhh!
*pulls curtains - stays in*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I like the fact it looks like its on fire
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# This is nice!
but did you make your camera yourself using the same technology?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
"It's Shit Jim but not as we know it!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Hahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Yes
Real size camera obscura portrait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# In Space nobody can hear you shout BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Scandinavia!
What a lovely place!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)