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# The Midget Fling Factor
4 contestants get 20 midgets each and a catapult, the contestant who can get a midget the farthest wins.

And there are mines in the field as well, extra points for hitting one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I suggest making them build their own catapult, Scrapheap Challenge style.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Scrapheap has died
Was happy when they got rid of that stuck up cow, she looked like she got out of the bath to have a fart.

I remember when Lisa Rodgers was on over the moon, only watched it because you could always see her nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# are they hot midgets?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# some are
but they are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# you're not even trying to keep it vaguely kryptony now :(
...like you were with arris... :P


The Klingon factor.

4 contestants have to cling to a a metal bar between their hands and their foreheads.. making their knuckles into the classic klingon head ridge. last one to fall is the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yeah i am :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I was talking to a co-worker about people's height generally the other day and she asked me, completely unprompted:
WOULD YOU EVER SLEEP WITH A DWARF?

I can see this having legs as a show. Literal legs, as well as longevity.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# their is a difference between dwarves and midgets
to do with proportionality.. and I can't remember which way round it goes.. I think dwarves are just small people normally proportioned midgets are the small legged and armed ones.

I could have this the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I believe it was explained fully in an episode of The Office once.
Either way I'd fuck 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# bridget the midget.
she be what you want to google for.

if that's your bag.

my info comes from this: https://www.videosift.com/video/Doug-Stanhope-I-Fucked-a-Midget-Once

obviously NSFW.. may not be this bit but either way still hysterical

EDIT: it is this one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)