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# pulsating arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this is why sex is improved by the edition of a car battery and jump cables.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# a TENS machine works just as well, plus it feels nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# there's nothing like the rough grip of a crocodile clip on your quivering sphincter
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I got a TENS machine this week
No where in the booklet does it say 'Do not attach to genitals' front and side of next, don't, but not genitals. So are they saying it is ok to you on your nuts and hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# try it and find out
then sue the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No, saw them do that on Jackass
I'm not doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# terrible behaviour.
you never know you may like it.

it could be an undiscovered fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I put it on my arm and turned it up until it made my hand made a fist, then making it open and close
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# now imagine all the fun of your balls spasming
epic win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Cuz jam don't shake like that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)