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# I went jelly fishing !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I WENT JELLY FISHING!
*purple splodges*
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Tastes grape . . .
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# dizzeelol!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
#
h t
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fist that jelly you bitch!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
#
b m
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# no not mitch.
I don't want to meet mitch again :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# mitch knows where you live
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# And so does Kevski

Kevski and Mitch share these things.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I hope not.. he'll shit on my floor
the bastard.

*really don't search "meet mitch" in google... although it is as funny as it is wrong. :D*
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# not enough small penised male solo scat
with eurotrash style captions.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Sea camouflage!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# You laugh know,
but in the deep, red is really unnoticable.

Oh you meant the man....
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# His face will be invisible though
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Was it grape for you ?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# pulsating arseholes
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this is why sex is improved by the edition of a car battery and jump cables.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# a TENS machine works just as well, plus it feels nice
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# there's nothing like the rough grip of a crocodile clip on your quivering sphincter
*nods*
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I got a TENS machine this week
No where in the booklet does it say 'Do not attach to genitals' front and side of next, don't, but not genitals. So are they saying it is ok to you on your nuts and hammer?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# try it and find out
then sue the bastards.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No, saw them do that on Jackass
I'm not doing it
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# terrible behaviour.
you never know you may like it.

it could be an undiscovered fetish.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I put it on my arm and turned it up until it made my hand made a fist, then making it open and close
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# now imagine all the fun of your balls spasming
epic win
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Cuz jam don't shake like that . . .
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Lovely
I can feel the Call of Cthulhu about to be watched
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I like the sound of that !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

How are you J-dude?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I'm alright fella
Just about to watch said movie.. :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Go for it!
:)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'm going to listen to it.
yay tiger lillies and Alexander Hacke :D

EDIT: no I['m not.. I'm going to listen to the Cult of Cthuluh
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Actually, some tiger lilies sounds like sense
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# i'm going to order that book of h.p. lovecraft stories
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Lucky that's not a real one. I hate those things. Ugh.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
Lucky that's not a real one. I hate those things. Ugh. Mitchski and Kev!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hooooooooooohhhhhly shit.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
Hooooooooooohhhhhly shit. Yes.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# >:(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
:( :D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Haha, you're such a bitch, Sush!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I couldn't argue with that if I wanted to.
Oh hang on,

Haha, you're such a bitch, I fucking love you and wanna bum you Sush!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A BROOMHANDLE, BOY.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A BROOMHANDLE, MY PENIS BOY SEXY.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
b m
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Oh you utter jerk.
I'M GOING TO STORM OFF TO BED NOW. STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
STGLSTGLSTGL
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# glorm?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Why dont you cock off and donate?
;)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# because i'm skint
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# because I'm very poor
and fully intend to when I have monies.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That's what they all say!
;D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hooooooooooohhhhhly shmitch.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# D:
STOP PICKING ON ME! :'(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Me to . . . that's why I mess with'em . . .
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# wibble wobble wibble wobble arseholes on a plate
:D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hold the plate still and they still move . . .
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# These new fangled CDCs baffle me.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Double Entendred !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# whrrrrrrrrrrr
this is hypnotic and awesome
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I lick the tatse of it too . . . ta !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# JELLYLICIOUS
gives one the hunger
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Mmmmm Hummmmnnnn . . . dive right in !
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)