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# Dabbing man, dabbing!
You dab it one then swipe!

FUcking her the poor trollop! Someone broke into Jade Goodies hospice room and confronted her with a hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I find dabbing is only nessasary on thicker toats
My god i want some toats now. I don't get to eat until 1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I have the toatster cooking nice thick malty bread as we speak.
I have OCD when it comes to toats. I has to be buttered within a nanosecord of coming out of the toatster.
I'll even but the second slice back down so it doesn't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# if you were really clever you'd put the first slice in 30 seconds before the other
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Naaaa
that's not clever as the end result is the same as putting the second one back down as you'd have to do that once the first one came up anyway.
duuuuh!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# The squeezy bottles
make it difficult for me to get the right amount out. Is it just me, or is the stuff in the squeezy bottles stronger also?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I think that's just you but yes
spreading marmite is serious business and should be applied with non-precision instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Tesco's own is nicer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You all want rounding up and shooting
It is the most vile substance know to man.

I heard they had to stop serving it at Guantanamo Bay as it breached human rights laws
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)