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# :D
also - porridge is a bowl full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Yes it is
have it with cinnamon, nutmeg and butter for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# You guys are so delusional
Alpen is the winniest breakfast on the planet
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Like fuck, if I wanted to eat floor sweepings I would
and I certainly wouldn't pay actual real money for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Want to take this outside,lumpy ejaculate lover?
I'll show you what breakfast is about! *Grabs the milk and a spoon*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Alright
I see your spoon and raise you a cutlass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# You'd need it to cut through your oaty mush I suppose
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My oaty mush
is soft and glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# So was the last thing I left in the toilet,
and you know, I glowed then too
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Don't you take your chernobyl childhood out on me, flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft, a porridge lover calling *me* a mutant.
You lot should be put on a register!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# REGISTER OF WINNERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# dear oh dear oh dear....
potpourri is still potpourri no matter how much sugar you dust it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# High fucking five.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# dried rabbit food does not constitute a good breakfast.
Porridge is yummy and filling. Crunchy Nut conflakes is the quick-breakfast choice of kings, and a fried egg bacon toats sammich is food of the gods. Alpen does not feature in the list of good brekkies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I take mine with asbestos and pestilence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I encountered a person who lived on Pestilence Lane earlier.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh my. Colour me jealous...
and blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Before the wife was my wife
when he was just an object of my teen lust, he did a gig with his old band where he was painted blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Noted!
*colours in self*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Let me have at you with some felt tips
I like colouring people in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# UM. DEAL.
MORNIN' WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Yo, Tasty.
I'm good, this week's going to be a shitbiscuit but meh, I shall struggle on. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I can only assume my week will be average.
Today is: watch a rubbish 'horror' DVD, play snooker at 3. Work at 6.

I'm pretty much a whole party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Watch U571
it's ridiculously enjoyable, I found.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I've just scrawled that on my desk. Cheers for the tip, honeyblossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# mmmmmmm
this sounds yummy... try is with a wee splash of single cream and demerara sugar... or make it with water and milk and add salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That's why I put the butter in
it's got to be salted butter. Just a little bit. Nomnomnomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# you have so much to teach us all....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)