You don't have a techie sideyou just fake it using an elaborate web of hoaxes involving Ask Jeeves, Wikipedia simple and an adapted head dobber.
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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a broadband head dobbersuitable for multiple simultaneous dobbing
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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