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# Had this in my nogin for a couple of days after seeing one of those 'not available in the shops' adverts.

And I had so much I was meant to be doing today too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Fast delivery and a great item A++++ would deal with again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# mwreeeeeeeeee-nooooor-beeedrrrrrrrrrrrrr-SQUIQUIQUISDCHCCHCHCHC-neeeerrrrrrrmeep-brrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgqEIp2YmtE
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Someone tell me what this is, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Monkey Dust - The internet is expanding!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Monkey Dust was win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Sweeeeenk-sqwarrkkkkkkk-swink-sqreeeeeeeekkkk was always my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I always rather liked
EEEEEEEEEEEEE EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE EEEEE ooooooooooooo EEEEE ooooooooooooo EEEEEE skrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkr.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahah, would that be a good ol' US Robotics modem?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# it would be:)
It's always annoys my techie side when you see shops selling broadband modems. Ther's no such thing. A modem is a modulator/demodulator basically it converted digital signals to analog and back.
Braodband is a digital line anyway so a modem isn't needed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Depends if your phone line is ISDN.
A majority wont be, and will still be analogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Broadband is a of asynchronous DSL,
ISDN isn't really broadband
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Sure, but it's still a digital line. And my point that a majority of houses will have an anologue phone line still stands.
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# No they have coaxel wiring.
You're confusing that with being nondigital and fibreop being the option for a digital line.

Coax can be digital. A digital signal is just the presance and absence of a property, be it light or electrical enery.
ISDN, I believe, counds as a polyband not a broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Lies!
Broadband is intarweb tubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You don't have a techie side
you just fake it using an elaborate web of hoaxes involving Ask Jeeves, Wikipedia simple and an adapted head dobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# a broadband head dobber
suitable for multiple simultaneous dobbing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahah, that sort of thing bugs me too...
a few weeks ago, someone at work was trying to be smart and asked me to save something for her in "PDF format". That really bugged me.

/geekblog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha, neeeerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Actually...
I'm not certain about cable (the service may be entirely digital), however ADSL works over existing analogue lines, so must use a modem.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# No
As I explained above coax can sent a digital signal as it is an electronical conduit. Power on=1 power off=0.
Fibre op is faster admittedly but speed is not something were debated atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Once someone was using the phone while I was using a modem and their voice was coming through the modem
Im still not certain that this is even possible
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# they were clearly a level 7 technomage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# or you are
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Im more about melee dps
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It's tradition of the first week of uni (maybe a bit more than a week)
that members of st. andrews college carry a house brick, which they have to introduce to people and so on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# haha
*orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It's probably from Sounds Direct if it's from that era:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# bet i bet her norks are fantastic
not many bookies would take that one ;)

/twat blog
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 128 board!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i remember...
...tapping your head to the rhythm of the dial tone

those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Youngun's today don't know their born!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# After a while all those coffee coloured babies start to look alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Well if you will leave the mugs so close to the edge of your desk...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You tell me an easier way to teach them about hot things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahah, nicely sir
I used to love that sound, but it's bitter sweet as often I'd be listening to it most when expecting a certain email, I'd be signing in and out all night checking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *huuuuuuuug*
Hello lovely lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
Hello sexy lady, be you well?

I'm lining up the interviews now (well, just over a weeks worth anyway, it will slow down again after this week) and got a call this morning from someone trying to convince ME I'd be perfect for the job, makes a nice change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Oooh, that sounds promising!
Good luck, lovely. You deserve a damn good one after everything you've been through.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhh that noise takes me back.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# My friend Holly's modem used to say 'DIE' about half way though connection.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hah!
bindun ;)
www.b3ta.com/links/283659
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# in a completely unrelated way in style and subject:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# If you play it down the phone line
it sends seedy emails to your Terry Waite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# If we're talking about sampling dial-up
I quite like this little effort: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# needs more old school!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)