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# *tickles the ivories*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# perv
EDIT: I finally got to ride in my boss's newish car. Talk about needlessly post; the seat react when you turn corners by raising the opposite side to which you're turning so you don't end up leaning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# prude
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Closing the doors tends to help in moving vehicles, I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# You're just no fun anymore!
Bastard can't afford to give me a pay rise but can afford over 100 grand on a sodding car!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Boss Law #6
'You can all fuck off, I'll do what I like'

Not an unfamiliar concept....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I can't wait until I'm in that position.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hehe...
I'm not like that, though*

*Not all of the time, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You need a PA.
I'll let you consider that again while I go out for a cigarette. You do though. A ginger one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# two of them
a curly haired one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I'd hire you purely so you could judge people for me.
Really look down your nose a tthem, then sigh and flounce out. That'd be excellent.

I really am going out now. Be here when I come back please, Om Pom Pom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# i've got to pop to the shops for veg and a paint brush. i'll be back in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Strange...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# *flicks hair*
Pick me, Paul!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ok, you're both hired.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *snorts* *rolls around*
I'm a great worker. I pull a mean pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/9251874
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# What you need is
Pics of him in a compromising position.

Rohypnol can help you with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I have better than that.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# a four pack of super tennets?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# No but I do have a 30 pack of crap tenants
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Drawings don't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I was shouted at by my mum for opening the door on the motorway
which is unfair as if I hadn't I'd have set fire to the car.

*best passenger ever*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't drive anymore...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# The wife shall be learning soon
I will once again take my rightful post of 'Stereo Operator'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Awwww, bless you, lovely....
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I'm good at stereos, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# "Ambience Enhancement Manager"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's the boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I've never even had a lesson.
I'm designated drinker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I remember when I was a little riverghost (yes there actually was a time like that)
And my dad used to amaze me and my sister by taking his hands off the wheel when going down the motorway. We thought that if you did the car would stop and it wouldn't, obviously.
In hind site maybe child safety may be a little more important than child giggling and ending up in a fatal car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Maybe he had it with his knees
I know a person who drives with his knees, but makes it all alright by saying 'yeah, but only when I'm skinning up'.

*rubs face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Naaa driving with his knees was his other trick:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)