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# WHAT A FUCKING GAY NAME FOR A CANNON.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Yeah, they should have called it Hendick McNasty instead or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yeah, doomfire or something sounds cooler
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Or Bastardcock
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# i prefer "war bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# FUCKBOOMRAPIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# AWRIGHT LADS!! WHEEL OUT THE FUCKBOOMRAPIST!!!!
Seriously, who's gonna stand around when they know the FUCKBOOMRAPIST is about to be let loose?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# SOLDIERS!
COCK THE FUCKBOOMRAPIST!

Yeah, you're right, that does work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# PERZACKLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# You may know this as the FUCKBOOMRAPIST
And I can't remember whether I fired six shots or just five ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
Dirty Harry woulda had soooo much more punch if he used a FUCKBOOMRAPIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# What about
The Cunterupper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# "Nasty Metal Killing Bastard" has a certain appeal, no?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# "metal doom tube of death" anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha this^
Especially if it was a 16th century cannon a massive bloke carried around like a minigun.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# TFU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# bastardcock sat on a wall
bastardcock had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put bastardcock tgether again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# But that is a moot point.
If it were called Bastardcock it never would have broken!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# au contraire
it cites a tourist board pamphlet, highest of reference sources.

I agree, it's not a terrifying name for a weapon. They should have called it "Steve".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)