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# Yes
But what's more, he is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# so the costs to reanimate him
either through necromancy or puppetry are likely to be considerable...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# bah... just stick a broom handle up his arse and move him around like a crappy puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# this is exactly how Jim Henson started
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Show me a rate card
for necromancy. I want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# they're very heavily unionised
you get a cow boy in and they only have a Greek copy of the Necranomicon and what do you get? A zombie which hungers for olives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sounds like the waitress in the taverna up the road*
*it actually does!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# OOOLLLLIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVESS!!!!
oooooooooooolives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Stuffed with pimenton, carefully carved to look like
BRAINS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ssttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffed wiiiiiiiiiiiithh piiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeenn...
nah - it doesn't really work... I'm finding these zombies less and less believable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I blame Danny Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# you can't keep blaming him for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *gets all stroppy*
I shall if I want to!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)