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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha (what?)
Ha ha ha ha
*Breaths...
Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# for some reason
this is terribly apt...
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Look at the pub in the background and think of all that lovely golden beer behind the counter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# mmmm
breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *cracks a raw egg into a pint of guinness*
I call this one a Dark Edwina...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Why is it always Pink Guinnes in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
wow - that's one hell of a type-o.. what was my finger doing all the way over there...?

corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# But that make my post look stupid now....
* Cries into his pint of pink Guinness..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
Everyone take the piss out of Edwina Curry about the whole egg thing but I was one of the people that got the salmonella.
Two months of food poisoning and all I was allowed to eat was gruel and steamed fish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# sounds shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# explosively so:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Now *that's* breakfast!!!
*goes to Threshers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Here's the full link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1741PpPAk&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=135976BA25C9F769&index=90
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# *massive amounts of this thing they call cuddle*
loads to do, can't be bothered. It's all so bloody boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
*does tigger thing*

*stops for massive snuggly cuddles*

*continues doing tigger thing*

The results of 4 red bull before arriving at work and starting the first coffee of the day has produced some worrying side-effects.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Oh dear
*wraps head in blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *re-purposes blanket into nest under desk and curls up underneath it, fast asleep*
What's up, Pickle - work being a pain again today?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# There's a whole series of them on youtube.
Basically there was an underbudget 1970s Aussie cop show called "Bluey", which was later re-dubbed and edited in the early 90s and renamed to "Bargearse"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# They are wonderful, I shall be 'acquiring' them later...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha
that fits perfectly to the daft Punk track I'm currently listening to
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *points*
You!

Good 'ning, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm RISing on this
it must be because I don't watch that show
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# well I do sort of get it, but I think I'm missing that main point of it - I'm guessing the dog is actually in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Yes
But what's more, he is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# so the costs to reanimate him
either through necromancy or puppetry are likely to be considerable...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# bah... just stick a broom handle up his arse and move him around like a crappy puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# this is exactly how Jim Henson started
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Show me a rate card
for necromancy. I want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# they're very heavily unionised
you get a cow boy in and they only have a Greek copy of the Necranomicon and what do you get? A zombie which hungers for olives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sounds like the waitress in the taverna up the road*
*it actually does!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# OOOLLLLIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVESS!!!!
oooooooooooolives!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Stuffed with pimenton, carefully carved to look like
BRAINS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# ssttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffed wiiiiiiiiiiiithh piiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmeenn...
nah - it doesn't really work... I'm finding these zombies less and less believable.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I blame Danny Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# you can't keep blaming him for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *gets all stroppy*
I shall if I want to!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I assumed it was because the 's' was missing from the end
and so instead of being a show about a community of people, it was a show about one, the cheapest one... but I could be reading too much into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i had a simlar hypothesis, but now in light of the wiki dog entry, I've had to re-evaluate my position.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Here you are
Roly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ahhh - Now I get it.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# heheh, that simple bit of info makes this pic all the more top!
good work, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I can't be expected to read all of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# the dog was in eastenders from the start, but died in the early nineties.
I would translate it into the medium of dance, but honestly, I'm too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's inspired... although I bet you could get ... whoever it is who plays Ian Beal to work for less dog food, so that probably isn't the cheapest East Ender

:)

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# oh ha
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ZOMG!
She is sinking into teh backdrop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# i always find
colour clash adds a little bit of taste to an otherwise overworked pun:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I was talking about the feet:P
Useful one to know, if you didn't already, you can adjust the strength of the magic wand tool by changing the tollerance on the top toolbar (1-100). You can also use it to add to by using shift for adding and Alt for subtacting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# possibly
the weight of her earrings are slowly ebbing her into the infamous festering quagmire of 'orange'. oh orange, will you ever go away.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# this is most likely the case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# oh fanx
i downloaded cs4. it took me 4 days. only to open it and it telling me 'windows vista business is a pile of shit and youve wasted four days of your life.' maaarvelous. these are old posts cos im lost without me ps...boohoo me:(
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# To be honest I still use PS7.
Does me fine.

The copy you downloads was it torrent or from the Adobe site? You can get a month's trial from the adobe site and it'll take about 10 mins to download.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# oh wicked!
merci pour les tippage, boeuf
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS THE WORK OF VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Heehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Haha
I can see the bitch but not the cow:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)