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# or the communist spork of vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Or the Democratic Republic of Congo Lines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ahh yes the finest tool ever
The main advantages of the communist spork are its simple design, fairly compact size and adaptation to mass production. It is inexpensive to manufacture, and easy to clean and maintain; its ruggedness and reliability are legendary.The Communist Spork (CS) was initially designed for ease of operation and repair by glove-wearing Soviet soldiers in Arctic conditions. The large handle, generous clearances between fork parts, and tapered prong design allow the spork to endure large amounts of foreign matter and fouling without failing to cycle. This reliability comes at the cost of accuracy, as the looser tolerances do not allow for precision and consistency and uniform staining often ensues. Reflecting Soviet doctrine of its time, the spork is meant to be part of massed collective dining, not bourgeois meals in bistros. The average service life of an CS is 20 to 40 years depending on the conditions to which it has been exposed

I did my dissertation on that very fine piece of cutlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# many, many wudz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ah yes but I could go on
It was first introduced to Britain buy the importers of Russian minsk motorcycles
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3 hours later
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and despite being a leading proponent of the english jazz spork scene he died in penury just outside scunthorpe a broken man hopelessly addicted to ferky fondleing while dressed in a tin foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mooore wuds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)