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# What will the Swiss think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Only a matter of time
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
*right clicks*

*impales hand*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Bah!
Beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
*clicks*
*lacerates fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
Swiss Army Wives!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Bet they've got sharp tongues
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# No
although they do have an interesting appendage for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Spike MIlligan joke?
I seem to remember reading it in his memoirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# i believe it was from the autobiographical tomes of riverghost.
I spent many years in the Lake District as a horse's hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ha!
That would actually be quite useful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# woohoo
much better than the Austrian Army Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Or the Welsh Army Rarebit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hey now
don't be dissing our cheese sauce on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# i tried to make some with beer mixed in
i liked it, nobody else did though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Well you say cheese sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Don't forget the Foreign Legion Trowel!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Or the Four Nations Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# or the communist spork of vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Or the Democratic Republic of Congo Lines.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ahh yes the finest tool ever
The main advantages of the communist spork are its simple design, fairly compact size and adaptation to mass production. It is inexpensive to manufacture, and easy to clean and maintain; its ruggedness and reliability are legendary.The Communist Spork (CS) was initially designed for ease of operation and repair by glove-wearing Soviet soldiers in Arctic conditions. The large handle, generous clearances between fork parts, and tapered prong design allow the spork to endure large amounts of foreign matter and fouling without failing to cycle. This reliability comes at the cost of accuracy, as the looser tolerances do not allow for precision and consistency and uniform staining often ensues. Reflecting Soviet doctrine of its time, the spork is meant to be part of massed collective dining, not bourgeois meals in bistros. The average service life of an CS is 20 to 40 years depending on the conditions to which it has been exposed

I did my dissertation on that very fine piece of cutlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# many, many wudz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ah yes but I could go on
It was first introduced to Britain buy the importers of Russian minsk motorcycles
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3 hours later
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and despite being a leading proponent of the english jazz spork scene he died in penury just outside scunthorpe a broken man hopelessly addicted to ferky fondleing while dressed in a tin foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mooore wuds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Territorial Army Mobile Phone Holster
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# United Nations of Benetton
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ^wins
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# good
that was getting out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll take the speedboat and the cuddly toy, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Stunning!
*Clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# woo
and in answer to your question, cuckoo monitors for e-mail alerts would be my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ah ah
Your nick is on fiiiiiirah!

/Kings of Leon blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's like, TOTALLY on FIRE dude.
whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Good Lord man, that's stupidly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I like your random quote on the stats page today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Oh wow!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I just know I'd lose a finger using that....
awesome 'shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Swiss knife army
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# New Army Model
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hoarding nazi gold?
Oh wait they already thought of that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# bloody hell
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Good stuff!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Expertly done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# nicely done that man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)