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# once upon a time
there was an ugly duckling

and all the other ducklings would laugh at him because he was so ugly looking

anyway, much time passed

and he was very sad

till one day, a huge white bird flew down next to him and asked what was wrong

'Can't you see!' he sighed 'I'm the ugliest duck in the world and all the other ducks hate me'
The large white bird pondered for a moment and said 'You stupid cunt, you're a seagull, now take this knife and go cut them all up'
'MENTAL!' said the ugly duckling
'Yeah, now you're getting it'

And off he went to slice the fucking shit out of all the pretty ducks and he went off to join the seagull colony and as long as he lived, he always had a joyful time, fucking CUTTING UP DUCKS!! HE HATES BASTARD DUCKS!

the end

and they all lived happily ever after, apart from the fucking ducks, who were fucking dead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I may have to make a comic strip out of this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# *subscribes to your newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# this weeks recipie "surprised duck surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)