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[challenge entry] No Photoshop necessary.
Do you think she costs less?


Is this just the beginning of cheaper limbless people on TV?

/hull

Edit: Sorry for the real crap entry, no effort and all that. But at least it sparked up some convo :)

From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)

(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# You'll do well here
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Piss off
Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You need to be funnier
and maybe do a little bit of photoshopping. Or animating. Or drawing.

And leeching is very naughty. Even from the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# yeah i know
i cant normally contribute to image challenge because i havnt got an artistic bone in my body. But couldnt resist putting this one in.

And leaching yaay i know. Couldnt be arsed uploading it to my own server and shit.

You didnt find it funny? Then maybe this particular humour isnt to your taste.
(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Humour usually requires a humour element.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Please describe your humour element then
..
(Miggyman, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# >:( *Internet rages*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Beg to differ

It's an image challenge. Capiche?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# twat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I'm sure she's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# once upon a time
there was an ugly duckling

and all the other ducklings would laugh at him because he was so ugly looking

anyway, much time passed

and he was very sad

till one day, a huge white bird flew down next to him and asked what was wrong

"Can't you see!" he sighed "I'm the ugliest duck in the world and all the other ducks hate me"
The large white bird pondered for a moment and said "You stupid cunt, you're a seagull, now take this knife and go cut them all up"
"MENTAL!" said the ugly duckling
"Yeah, now you're getting it"

And off he went to slice the fucking shit out of all the pretty ducks and he went off to join the seagull colony and as long as he lived, he always had a joyful time, fucking CUTTING UP DUCKS!! HE HATES BASTARD DUCKS!

the end

and they all lived happily ever after, apart from the fucking ducks, who were fucking dead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I may have to make a comic strip out of this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# *subscribes to your newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# this weeks recipie "surprised duck surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# You've made the demon grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i'd tap that ass
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Rubbish effort, but while on the subject....
.....I thought "is this a token presenter to up the disabled presenter tally?"
And no, she's very good.
My six yr old occasionally watches CBeebies now (more into CBBC now) but she's cool with it - why aren't the adults (he asks knowingly)?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)