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# the 'DEAR LORD, IT'S A DARKIE WITH A BIRMINGHAM ACCENT' thing
had to wear off eventually. Get some FUCKING jokes.

*grumbles* it's like Graham Norton or Genie Yashari or however it's spelt. Yes, you're gay. Yes, you're Nigerian. Get the fuck over it and get some jokes. I hate it when people define themselves so readily and then just stagnate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# That is 100% true and they both piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *see also
Alan 'Bloody' Carr
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ooh I like Alan
When he did Live at the Apollo, I laughed so hard I nearly lost a tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hmmm. We may have to have a little chat about this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Johnny Vegas has his moments
but does rely on the "I'M FAT AND DRINK A LOT OF BEER" thing a bit too often.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He's getting better, though
you should watch Ideal. It's stupendous. It's so dark and odd, but fucking funny. Especially if you're a stoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I'm currently working through the 5 Series Boxset of Peepshow and enjoying it immensely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# God, I love that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# it is excellent
I've been watching a few of the Mitchell and Webb Situation shows, which is quite good, but stumbled across the second series of Flight of the Conchords so I'm currently firm in the belief that my arse is made of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar
is better than anything in Flight of the Conchords.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Absolutely :D
Also, David Mitchell. Would?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Yes, for his mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha yes
"The Farmer" had me chuckling too.

"Here, psst, c'mere, see, what you do is, get some chickens right, like this one. It's fucking MADE of chicken! Kill it, free chicken! I've got loads of em. Keep em alive, free eggs! People buy em! I'm fucking rich!" (paraphrased)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# have you seen those ones?
there's quite a few with the farmer... in the same vein, to do with crops, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Yeh I picked up a DVD of the first series of the Mitchell & Webb sketch show and I enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I found the snooker blokes a bit tiresome but otherwise brill.
The german Numberwang was superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# haha yeh it was
The snooker blokes are essentially boring, yeh - but everytime Mitchell says "oooh that's a bad miss" it makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# haha, yes, ok, I'll admit that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yes, that's different
I was meaning his stand-up. I went to see him in stand-up in glasgow and he lay on the stage saying nothing for quite a while and eventually the bar refused to stop bringing him guinness so he went on about that for a long time. It was funny at times, but I left feeling more depressed than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# That is a bit horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# he also kept making reference to how many pints he'd had...
I think 10 or 12 was where they stopped, then eventually brought him another and assured him that'd be the last. :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# JV in Brighton
I saw Jonny Vegas doing Stand-up in Brighton about 10 years ago. He died on his (big) arse. Didn't have any jokes, and just told unamusing stories about being a pottery teacher.

Possibly the worst reaction to a stand-on comedian I've ever witnessed.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I've only seen that Nigerian woman the once and I laughed, but it probably gets old very quick
Graham, well his delivery pisses me off more than his jokes- EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# COCK
*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# no, you mean:
"COCK - EEEHHHHHHHHHHM"
*pout and look to camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# oooohoohoo
silly gays on tv appeal to daily mail readers. it makes them feel more street.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# haha this
but come on, give lenny some credit, he does stick his tongue out a lot. that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# it'd be funnier if he was doing it in the gents for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# quite so
with this in mind, I'm going to have some ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Nice choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)