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# It was felt that 'Old Dave' at Health and Safety was long overdue for retirement
when he launched his new safety intiative

The Hi-Viz Camouflage Jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# The entire executive is long due retirement
Common Sense = Darwinism in action, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Peace in our time.
Brought to us by excessive H&S rules. How dare we complain? I mean really.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Stop breathing so much your using precious oxygen!!
/H&S blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Plus
he hasn't been properly trained in safe breathing techniques by a qualified respiration consultant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I apologise for...
...using pixels without conducting a risk assessment. I will stand down immediately....

...and shortly afterward form a protest group and start a class action suit.
(Guizmeaux, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# YOU!!!
Do you wear sunglasses and shiny spangly earings whilst driving buses?? Were you on Wednesday?...On a No 40?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# No not me
I can't think of who you might mean either.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Good job I didn't goatse the zero
on the 120 I was on in front of what i thought was you, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# haha
that would have made my day as long as you mean the zero in the number 120 bus and not that you would drop you trousers at the back of the bus and do something nasty haha

I was mostly driving the terrible no. 51s last week
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# With my hands..not my arse!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I hope that becomes your board_stats random quote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# If I get back on
I been outside in "real life" this week!!
Might sqeeze back on for tomorrow's stats
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Those are handy for used car sales people too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# we have a job for you in bond movies, D
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# pfffttt.....
retirement = doing exactly the same bloody thing but with exorbitant consultancy fees.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)