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# *sobs*
ONOES! I have been the victim of the most callous and vindictive of all hate crimes! I haz boiled heggles and someone has pelfered my hegglecups!!!

EDIT: Ooopsy for got the 'ningles bit. 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# You can fix this with stickytape.
ed: ah sig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Gaff makes a better class of hegglecup but selotape will do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# OI, YOU, NO!

Hegglecups are only to be made from tonic bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# pish posh!
What do you think shot glasses were orginally made for?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# rectal insertion?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah but if you do in face down
you have a handy table to eat your heggle off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# to push a mexicans wife off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I'd rather slammer
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It'll be that Otterby chap!
Check him for hegglecups!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)