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# Please remain calm, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 4:45, archived)
# it's a biro dave
oops, wrong show
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 5:33, archived)
# *sobs*
ONOES! I have been the victim of the most callous and vindictive of all hate crimes! I haz boiled heggles and someone has pelfered my hegglecups!!!

EDIT: Ooopsy for got the 'ningles bit. 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# You can fix this with stickytape.
ed: ah sig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Gaff makes a better class of hegglecup but selotape will do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# OI, YOU, NO!

Hegglecups are only to be made from tonic bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# pish posh!
What do you think shot glasses were orginally made for?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# rectal insertion?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah but if you do in face down
you have a handy table to eat your heggle off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# to push a mexicans wife off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I'd rather slammer
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# It'll be that Otterby chap!
Check him for hegglecups!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Evening people! or is it morning there i never know...
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:32, archived)
# it's evening.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:38, archived)
# morning
although it feels like afternoon. I've been up for six hours already.

Edit: Hmm, not a very happy candle day for me is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)
# why have you been up for six hours?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Woke up at 3am
I'm not the kind of person who can drift in and out of sleep. Once I'm awake and my mind becomes active, that's it.

I predict I will fall asleep mid sun salutation during Yoga at lunchtime

Edit: Ta for yummy cock cake *begins at the balls*

EditEdit: Just worked out it's five hours, not six hours. See. Tiredness creeping in already
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:52, archived)
# yoga
*imagines Joliet downward dog style*

Uh, I'll be back in a bit...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# *notes lack of negative response*
things are improving.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)
# she could be "toying" with you
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# well if this leads to 'playing' with my 'toy' then I don't care.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I can understand that very well
/off
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# so is your name pronounced "joe-lee-eht" or "zho-ley?"
or something? happy candle day by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Jake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# happy b3taday
is that a princess bride quote in your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
I'm up about 3 every morning. I wish more people were about
b3ta then, I generally just catch the arse-end of teh gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Why complain? My arse is lovely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Oh I know, sweetie
It's just so quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# I could eat cabbage, that would up its volume a little bit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Put a donk in it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ooooh jesus ohhhhhh jesus christ!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:11, archived)
# AAAARRGH
www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25187829-661,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# that's old news, I'm looking forward to the uncensored versons.
I mean she wasn't an abomination as a 20 year old was she?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Candle!

*moth to a flame*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# heheh that looks like it contains bad stuff.


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:39, archived)
# hehe
"Hello Dave it's time for your medicine."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Everybody's dead Dave.
Oops, wrong show.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# YAY! Red Dwarf!
On a unrelated note: just got this captcha, quite a challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)