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# She has been hours from death for many days now
Which I find amusing in a headline sort of way as we all are hours from death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# the prostitutes in the boot of my car certainly are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh dear.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't hear any objections from you at Friday's 'cleansing' session
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Shhhh!
Dont' tell them all!

*indicates the rest of the /board*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It's like the Frankie Boyle gag.
How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I move the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I keep mine in the airing cupboard
it keeps them plyable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# It's a kind of 'Biltong' thing, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmm
*tears off stripper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *mmm rubbery*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I need a bigger shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Since when?
didn't you know everyone lives forever, it's just that breathing, drinking, eating, walking, sitting, running, driving, thinking and talking kills you.

Or that's what you'd think listening to the news anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)