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# Hmm
(jusdorange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Blink was a good episode.
Leave the poor girl alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# No idea about blink
but ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# She has been hours from death for many days now
Which I find amusing in a headline sort of way as we all are hours from death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# the prostitutes in the boot of my car certainly are
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh dear.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't hear any objections from you at Friday's 'cleansing' session
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Shhhh!
Dont' tell them all!

*indicates the rest of the /board*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It's like the Frankie Boyle gag.
How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I move the bike.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I keep mine in the airing cupboard
it keeps them plyable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# It's a kind of 'Biltong' thing, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmm
*tears off stripper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *mmm rubbery*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I need a bigger shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Since when?
didn't you know everyone lives forever, it's just that breathing, drinking, eating, walking, sitting, running, driving, thinking and talking kills you.

Or that's what you'd think listening to the news anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# 30p well saved that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# final hours
have they given her a definite death time?

Jade - you've got until 12.32, and that's it

Joking aside - I feel for her kids - I really do
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Her kids, her mum, her husband
never mind what they're like as people, nobody should have to bury a 27 year old. The wife's 27 and.... :S. Don't even want to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'm 27 :/
I don't want cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I know you are, pet.
You won't do, you're a healthy young chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *wheeze*
yep... so I keep telling myself. When I cough up a big brown phlegm, I think: "Well, I'm probably healthier now than I was when it was in my lungs."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# You have to keep smoking
everyone's leaving me and you have nicer fags than I do so I can nick them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I am going to quit.
Sometime before summer... the "quitting before the end of January thing" didn't really work at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *moans*
after may though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hm... I'll only be giving up fags, and even then, will probably smoke a little when drinking...
if I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I do care about your health really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# smoke a piiiiiipe
a) it's awesomely cool
b) the backy you can get is incredible
c) significantly less chance of getting lung cancer (although mouth tongue and teeth are still on the cards, but no more so that with tabs)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# ... although real smokers don't take you seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *does a wee dance*
*diddly dee diddly dee*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# well deserved.
we were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# it was a rubbish game from both teams to be honest
but..


WAAAYHAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I thought your lot were less shite.
At least you had someone who could win a fucking header.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Show him the link, D.
I'm off oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# what link?
[edit]

boo can't get youtube here :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c&feature=PlayList&p=14A9818CACCE9C31&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=55

save it for home then, it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# will do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# *reconsiders love for haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# snap out of it man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# *remembers I have leftover haggis for dinner tonight*
yum! Lungs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# unless that was a lung
you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# My mum was 36
That wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Exactly.
*hug* sorry pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm sorry, squire
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ^ this
Josef Fritzl trial starts today

Lets weigh things up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Tuesday 12:30

/£10 bet


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# arf
Celebrity Victim in the 12:30 at Kempstow

She's like a sort of celeb jesus, isn't she? Dying on the cross for our sins
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# poor jade..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Jade is dying? Holy shit, I must have missed that one
kinda funny when you think about it... You know, leaving behing 2 kids, a husband and all that. And poor old Max Clifford, who's he going to financially milk when she's on her way to teh next plain of existance?
More to the point, who can we all laugh at when she's gone? Patrick Swazye? PANCREATIC CANCER! HAHAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The most painful one going, which is just fucking hilarious if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# my auntie died of cancer a few days ago
strange she wasnt in the papers every couple of days - oh thats right she wasnt on some shite tv program where she got her tits out (not that i know of :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)