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# I have tea.
Not a pasty. Tea.

Alright Tombles. Hi Captain. How are you? I'm alright. Good, me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
Who are you and what have you done with our Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Coffee doesn't work any more.
I fall asleep after triple shot americanos, that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Caffiene and sugar have no affect on my alertness at all
I can scoff an entire easter egg and still be asleep ten minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I bought easter eggs for my mates at the weekend
they'd best like them
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hey there petal, i'm alright.
i've made fucking sexy soup for lunch. i made lentil, potato, carrot, courgette and onion soup. its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Phwoar.
Well done on the lack of clothes by the way. Excellent work. If I wasn't such a rampant wuss I'd join you (cue the hordes screaming in anguish).

Not JOIN join.

Anyway, good. Yes. Lunch in April?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that was a tad silly wasn't it?
i'll mourn your wussiness forever.

lunch in april for shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nah, not silly. Ace and brave. You won't, I'm one of those women that look better clothed.
Awesome potatoes. Can we get massive bits of meat please? I'm in a meaty mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# there's another kind of meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# According to ttssattsr...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)