Could I just take this moment to pronounce my undying hatred od IKEA?
I spend two hours in there trying to get one item. I get fucked about by customer services, my number was 1236 for sodsake, then I get to the forth check out that doesn't close on me or only take cash or will only serve me if I'm wearing a gimp mask I finally wait in the twenty long queue and the evil fuckers start playing Dusty Springfield's Take Another Little Piece of My Heart!
BASTARDS!
I hope that made up for this morning's fluffiness in one long sentance.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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BASTARDS!
I hope that made up for this morning's fluffiness in one long sentance.
*aaaaah*
Thank you:P
95p for a sodding 'hotdog' I saw late night Piccadilly Circus ratburger vendors looking on in disgust.
EDIT: I had to run back in to the warehouse section as I'd left my book there. Already replaced it once.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40,
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95p for a sodding 'hotdog' I saw late night Piccadilly Circus ratburger vendors looking on in disgust.
EDIT: I had to run back in to the warehouse section as I'd left my book there. Already replaced it once.
sorry to hear that, old chap.
great song, mind...
In fact, I'm listening to it now
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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In fact, I'm listening to it now
Yeah
But the 60's would have slit their wrist if they'd heard Another Brick in the Wall piped into the car park of such an establishment.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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No they were actually playing Another Brick.
Money would have been ironic though.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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oh god...
I thought you were joking. The person who sorts out the music is having a laugh at all the sheeple shopping!
*shops at Ikea too, sometimes*
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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*shops at Ikea too, sometimes*
Dear sir,
I share your pain. I live within 10 minutes of an IKEA and although I can count on the fingers of one sodding hand the number of things I own from there, I have spent way too many hours being carted around the fucking place for no reason at all.
Mind you, I could do with another bookshe... NO! DAMMIT!!
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:42,
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Mind you, I could do with another bookshe... NO! DAMMIT!!
Another one?!
You do realise you'd have to buy a second book! Or, I suppose, you could just put an IKEA catelog on it.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:44,
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Their showrooms always remind me of a J.D.Wethersoons for that reason.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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Yays JD Wetherspoon
I always go there if I want to hang out with alcoholics on dole day or illegal immigrants hawking the fruit machines!
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49,
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