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# mmm nuclear oven lamb!!!
:) does it glow??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# erm...
....a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Plononium potaotes!
Not that nuking food is new but that just a light oven and I'm not getting into a wavelength debate:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Who cares?
10 minutes for a full roast dinner from frozen.
and it washes itself. Just pu in soapy water and turn it back on, cleans itself, just needs a rinse.
First time I have used it. I like it. Food tasted good, I've already wolfed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# It looks a bit like a demonic stereo
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Not bad:)
I hope you got the advanced features with it. THe one where it calls you down the pub when it's finished:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ooooh!
I saw them on the tele a while back! Let me know how the food tasted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# very good.
I have been reading the pamphlet. I can cook eggs, cakes and bread in it. I am liking this new toy. Thanks Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# WOW
Did you by it on the recommendation of TV's Mr T?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# The Mrs made an impulse buy
I knew nothing about it until it turned up.
It's an odd purchase for her seeing as her culinary skills fail at the 'boil water' stage and she's not cooked a meal for the family in about 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# cook
at warp factor 8.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh, does it call you "Navigator"
and when you order it to cook something it says "Compliant" ?

If so I'll buy eleventy of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# haha.
I dare not look too closely at it in case it zaps me. ( or in case I find that it really is £50 worth of tat that will manage about 5 meals before fizzing out only for me to find out I have to take a donkey into the Himalayas to manually purchase a replacement element. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# That's a cylon ship,
it's got port and starboard lights on it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)